sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate
one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.
Don’t send nudes
SEND ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAAAN!
would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??
whats a matter baby
nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??
I literally did not see that coming
Michelle Obama 💁💯
and her media coverage is almost EXCLUSIVELY on what she’s wearing
^^^Right?! Seriously? I mean, we love your wardrobe, seriously, but come on…
I truly love this amazing poem by Hiwot Adilow, a part of Brave New Voices, and performed in 2012. “I’m tired of people asking me to smooth my name out for them. They want me to bury it in the English so they can understand. I will not accommodate the word for mouth. I will not break my name so your lazy English can sleep its tongue on top. Fix your lips around them. No you can’t give me a stupid nickname so that you can replace this gift of five letters.”
A reminder of how White supremacy implies that Eurocentric names are superior, how racism makes discrimination based on this acceptable, and how White privilege allows Whites to pretend that this is not what is occurring, since it doesn’t happen to them.
(H/T afro art chick)
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.
I think I’ve found my favorite post
Reading: To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee (I’m actually related to someone named Atticus hah)
Listening to: 50’s and 60’s music
Stu(dying): TKAM & WWI
Eating: Nature Valley Bars
- I went to my school’s opening junior and senior football games with a special person and it was really fun (we won both)
- Went to two fairs, one in my town and the other in the special person’s town and they won me a little purple snake plushie which is now in my locker
- The school swim team is starting up woohoo
- I haven’t done updates in weeks bc my laptop is old and posting is hard